Time to prove the coasts don't have a monopoly on queerness anymore.
Dear omgthesecretmenusaysIcanblendANYTHING girl: watching you miserably try to suck down the slightly brown chunk of bitter espresso flavored crushed ice we gave you because you ordered a blended americano totally made up for the fact that I had to actually listen to someone ask for a blended americano. Order an espresso frappucino next time or just fucking listen to your barista when we tell you it’s a terrible idea because if we’re honestly going out of our way to tell you what you’re ordering is going to subpar even for us, you should fucking pay attention.
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram